New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
