You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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