On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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