My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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