So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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