Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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