Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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