Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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