I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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