All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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