real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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