we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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