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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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