I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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