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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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