i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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