your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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