im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm too high and old for this...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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