Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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