I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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