doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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