After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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