You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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