She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
How naked do you want me to be?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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