I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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