he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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