Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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