I forgot how hot balto sounded
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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