Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
‎"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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