So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
