At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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