so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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