do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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