We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Operation Purity has been aborted
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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