My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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