Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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