ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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