Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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