My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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