i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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