one two three fourrrrnication!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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