you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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