I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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