She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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