WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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