Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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