She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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