I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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