It's like God shit irony all over that family
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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