I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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