He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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