we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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