He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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