Only a mothe r could love this liver
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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