called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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